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By Carl "Jesus Christ". Pantejo, Deposit May 2008

Compose "My Yu of Friend ae" The Mentor of Prosperity," the Copyright August 2007. Pantejo - Y.N. Vurce Edition.

*The following history is incorporated in "My Yu of Friend ae" the Mentor of Prosperity: Reserve II," Pantejo - Y.N. Vurce Edition. Relax the Date: 2008.

**To note Author:

When is informed on my military career, I say simply people that I was "Mute, Stubborn, and Happy (rather Mute to carry itself voluntary, rather Stubborn to remain, and rather Happy to survive)."

The "to imagine itself ThataeĻ" the collection done the chronicle of certain ones of the more funny experiences (that I can always remember of) of more than two decades of American military service; most of that was in the Asian theater.

But, please to keep present to the spirit the following conversation:

Curious man: "That did you learn from your years in the army"?
Me: "The first and last thing they teach you are to forget".
Curious man: What is ceque "that they is and you were supposed to forget"?
Me: "I do not know. I forgot".
Curious man: "I see. You must have been a studying voucher".
Me: "I would like thinks".

The above mentioned conversation gives an index why something will or be mentioned, will or be explained in certain of the histories of this collection.

Simply to put, I forgot.

Nevertheless, I am certain you will appreciate these histories, my friend.

Carl "Jesus Christ". Pantejo

"[Life] Narcotic! Is this not"?

- Asian Angel of Pity -

Supposing that I had not heard it the first time, she repeated, "the Boss, there is does not import what of other I can do for you"?

She was a Wire am of 19 years (filipina-amedricain) that had measuring recently of the School of Corpsman of Basic American Navy. She did its phase/round obligatory clinics on board of this Submarine of Navy To Stretch (a boat equipped with the opportunities of room of hyperbaric), the boat I had been flown to almost 20 hours there is for the treatment of hyperbaric. Did I finish just a VI of Table (or V)? the treatment in the "the pressure room" and was the small medical infirmary of on the boat with the section.

The darling Corpsman correctly had supposed.

(And which a donkey sumption soft that it was! But I wander history. A lot of tangential will follow).

I had not heard a word of what she said since being under the authority of his section. I was too infatuated with his brown skin, the almond eyes, and oh it so thin body and sexy. Most of other physical functions were put the taken ae" safe of course, you know that.

We the men are as that.

When I arrived to the night To Stretch of yesterday, through urgency MEDEVAC (the medical discharge) the helicopter, I was at conscious half and clothed in only my shorts of dive (the Navy distributed "UDT", the khaki colored shorts carried by all the American military dishwashers, Special War, and the Equipes of Disposal of Explosive Equipment) and packed in some black covers of wool to fight shock coldness.

The crew of helo and the medical custodians were more than it happy relax/disposal me on the doctor that dives to the To Stretch. Apparently, and more late verified by the official medical reports, I if was bewildered and obstinate that I tried to liberate me stretcher girths and jumps MEDEVAC heloaeĻ not once, but three times!

Fortunately the custodians were consummate people of trade; and although they do not give me sedatives (sedation masked changes symptomatiques of conscience and of neurologicaler checks render useless), they nevertheless; has me "motivated" to include me.

They did this while rippling threatened a big catheter of urethral in front of my face while slamming simultaneously the surgical bases of their gloves! The direction instantly was understood: "The boss, the pleasant game or we will have to push this rubber tube on your crank; AND/OR executes a check of check of muscle of sphincter. THE TWO WITHOUT LUBRICATION"!

Cautiously, I consented to these types and caring for medical people of trade.

Free balled of most of the dishwashers it.

We did not carry does not import what under our dive shorts. It was a lot more comfortable and more practical one. At least that is that we had rationalized as peed ourselves and crapped in our shorts during the dived long, or the scratched sand of our bullets while on the beach.

Of course, we had more disciplined during the dived cold water that demanded than a wet or dry process is concerned our dive shorts.

Fantasize on the Filipina Corpsman, I launched a stretched rather evident one under the bed leaves.

The Corpsman reddened as her took my vital signs.

She went of its matters as professional as possible (the temperature, the pulse, and the checks of arterial tension, JE.V. the drop check, the neurological/circulation checks, the level of checks of conscience, etc.) while always managing to fly of the blows of eye, and the looks sometimes longer, to my erection.

Probably to project my wishes on her, I could swear she appeared starving.

- Too much a "the Good Thing" -

She asked me if I tested "priapism," a medical condition characterized by an uncontrollable erection and can be caused by the traumatism to the vertebral rope, the various drugs, the neurological disorders, and the vascular diseases.

Extended Priapism can be a medical urgency because the human pednis was not meant to be constantly engorged. Specialized and sensitive fabrics can be damaged of a permanent manner or necrose (dies). The condition is considered hazardous after three hours, critical after four hours, and a medical urgency after five or six hours (depends on the age of the patient and physical condition).

The treatment for priapism begins with the soft medicines and in free sale (for example, pseudoephedrine). If that does not work, the treatment becomes more aggressive.

To do your erection to leave, the blood is inhaled cavernosum of corpus (a reservoir for the blood and the pressure). Translation of the civil one: The doctor sinks an aiguille in your dick and tries to deflate it while relieving the pressure accumulation. Solid entertainment?

At last to the final one of all the options, if all fail other ae" the AMPUTATION OF THE PENIS IS NECESSAIRE. Ouch!

That is why the abuse of erectile drugs of malfunction (for example, Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc.) literally can cost a man his clean one is a question of man!

"In contrast to the spirit, a pednis stretched by the new stimuli must return to his original size".

I had tested only priapism once in my life. It arrived some years ago after a rather mean PLF (the Parachute Landing the Fall)aeĻ

aeĻI do not can "John Wayne" it in (meaning: A trot, the landing high position) because we, my Equipe of Jump on the stick, jumped with the old Army "Regulated A 10" parachute. These glissia¨res were big, left to direct, and were done for the average, the American men Gauged that carry the engrenage of Infantry of full Army.

Everyone on my team was Asian or Hispanic-american and a lot smaller than the average American soldier. To do the questions worse, we not portions the engrenage of Infantry. That meant that we used conceived parachutes for the a lot of bigger men and the a lot of heavier loads.

Why?

Although I was not paid to ask why (I was paid To Do), I calculated that someone, probably a scientist/defective one of Ministry of The Defense that treats his contract of government of and/or of thesis, needed the data. And of course, we carried ourselves voluntary for the two weeks of "the basket leaf (liberates vacation)" and additional "the Salary of Encouragement of Experimental/Hazardous Duty" on the mission achievement.

What's more, that could arrive?

We all had specialized in to jump. All carried the visionary, gilded "Wings of Jump" on our uniforms. The Wings of Jump and brilliant, money "the Dived Bubbles" (the pin of Dishwasher of Navy reach above the wings) proclaimed them that we had enough stamped to be the free qualified fall and macho/rather excited to be the Dishwasher of certified Navy.

And of course, in our spirits, we (my team friends, the colleagues connoisseur of beer, PT - physical training, the women, and out-of-the ordinary adventures) were crazy all francs and petit*ckers ae" a fournede of brown escapees of the local Mental Section.

In brief, the multiple incarnations of Surhomme.

Often, did be quiet words were talked about the spectators when one of was seen us in our uniforms.

I never obtained that is used to all the attention. Indeed, the whole hoo-hah of the dishwashers, the sweaters, and the killer ones did me ordinary to feel me uncomfortable. When someone asked probing too many questions, I would find an excuse quickly to leave.

Do perfectly happy my work of the star, I executed my also duties professional and silently as possible. Ouais, the being "invisible" was fine just with me.

It always is the brilliant things and "special" (or the people) that becomes first targets.

To my knowledge, there is only a photo of me in my "the clothing of work and the green/brown make-up" in the existence. It (with the other documents and the other files) is in the very trusted guard of a friend; arranged without accident in an old office drinks some, in an old house of Asian town, in a Province old and Asian removed. And there there will remain until enough time passed and I do not need the "assurance" more.

All the intelligent people have the assurance.

'Nuff said of that.

- Persons that Dream to be famous and Groupies -

Most of the other "normal, honorable, respectable" the soldiers envied the life method I and my men lived everyday.

To them, we were all the Desperados.

It was one makes known that we appreciated more p*ssy, more of money, and more agitation than the normal military officer. On that, we carried our uniforms less frequently and appreciated more individual liberty to the work.

These men that "the look, the need, but not to be able" affectionately are called of the "Persons that Dream to be famous".

And the women, oh the women.

There were two types of "Women of Groupie". The first type, the Researchers of Passion, obtained from in avoant the sex with us "dangerous, the nails of young ones". The typical other, the Excavator in now, looked for the security (meaning, money and the security left by a spouse of deceased military officer).

If a woman thought "we were that we were," the normal response followed: The instant Flirts. Its students would enlarge, she would raise although the chest that she had, she would tinker with with its hair, his mouse, and lick its lips. You could read almost his spirit. She wanted to try the athletic, stiff bodies, six packed and muscular all possessed one.

Our hardbodies coupled with our permanent one, devilish, sh*les smile food by t that seemed to do we all to look at the half our ages were the most irresistible ones to the ouvertement (and secret) the available members of the opposed sex.

Excavators in now are available around the globe and the United States was not any exception. Everyone knew SGLI (the life insurance of the soldier) and the Advantages of Tip of Death spread themselves to the family/profitable ones of the dead soldiers.

Since the people like me that and my men tended to die of mysterious one "Inducing Injuries" a lot more often than the normal guy that takes an office work, we all were that more appealing to the "the women had objections to long reach".

This is "The Rule OF now".

Even even around the world, I guess. Those with the IN NOW/MONEY (or the promise of him) the rule!

"Not to do the disorder with THEM. They would kill rather than f*ck!," a young sailor said to another while I was done my tail to the Basis mini-mart.

On the very few occasions that I went shopping in my uniform, when I would walk towards a crowd of buyers, the reaction was as the separation of the Red Sea.

It was strange.

If you saw me in the person and in the civil clothing, you probably would think that I someone was the driver or the humble and cooks Asian. But to put a uniform on me, filled with these two pins "tiny", and I magically am transformed in some mysterious and dark assassin warm

The assassin?

The assassin of affable word a twisted mouse to my face. You see, his root comes from the "Hassassin" of word ae" meaning, the supporters/users of hachich.

History own.

Well, indeed, a lot of histories revolve around the "assassin" of word.
Some references reinforce the etymology of "assassin" of "hassassin;" while of others refute it, saying that:

1. the Koran and the creator of the group of Hassassins opposed loyalment all the chemical products intoxicating (for example, alcohol, the hachich, etc.).
2. induced murderers demand disciplined training, and therefore; could not have been intoxicated them drug.
3. the hachich in the form of an a "potion" (that is, the form liquidates) and mentioned to the under in the celebrates "Marco Polo" the accounts of the assassins and their leader are not the normal form of ingestion.

But to allow me to include two other histories.

And they the two imply murderers and hachich.

The first history, popularized by Marco Polo, says of the "the Old Man of the mountain" (believed to be Hasan-je-Sabbah, the leader of the Nizari Ismaili it militant group) using a "potion" of hachich as a recruitment tool.

Is saying, it doped of the exhausted possible one and brought them to a "Paradise" that it does the installation in a secret, isolated composed. Once there, the exhausted ones were furnished does not import what and all they desired (the wine, the women, the song, etc.). Shortly after, they again were doped and were retrieved before the Leader.

It [the Leader] promised them a trip to Paradise again if they served it (or dead in his service). Or the manner, if they completed their service, they (or their souls) were guaranteed a return to the Paradise.

The second history implies enemies of the Crossings.

During the Crusades, an army small but mortal group by the earths to defend the people of the Christian Prowlers (the Crossings).

Their pitiless character and their effectiveness with which they distributed the death became legendary. After each the successful defense (killing the festival), these men would execute then their routine, their celebration rite ae" a party and a freezes induce by the usage of heavy hachich.

They became soon known as "Hassassins". Progressively, the word converted itself into the "assassin".

When I was at Laos, I wondered often if the darling suppliers (and the buyers of the tourists) of these innocent one that looks at, little, l'obscurited-marron-a -les black cubes knew the hachich- the connection of word of "assassin"?

Probably not.

[continued in "to imagine itself ThataeĻ(2) - the Salary of Encouragement of Hazardous Duty (HDIP) : Do not import what for a Buck"]?

Your friend in this Fearless Trip called Life,

Carl "Jesus Christ". Pantejo
Pantejo@ynvurcepublishing. the com

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